The second cuming of Jesus
December 2017, Delhi welcomes its 7th comic con, my friend and
the host of this blog Captain Attree in his compulsive drive against sales and
offers decided to get us a 3 day super fan pass to the much exciting world of
geeks, fans, cosplayers, & artists,. In our excitement of the event we were throwing
different cosplay ideas which included the likes of Eric Cartman, Constantine,
& Buddha. In one of my most personal moments which I have shared with myself, I was
dwelling in vanity and cursing my beer belly with hair flying majestically when I noticed that my hair and beard have grown to be as long as Jesus, which made me
Day 2
I decided not to go and ditched Vivek. At this moment I thought
of working on the costume but the lack of will power and the absence of the
master Jee from the tailors shop resulted in an evening of self-indulgence,
YouTube videos and living the good life
Day 3
As I returned from my graphic-designing class at 3pm tired
hungry and the master jee was still missing I gave up on the hope being Jesus
and to sad and jacked off. In a desperate last attempt I went to find master jee
and on failing to find him, broken hearted I came back home.
But there was hope, I had my mom on my side with her amazing
creativeness and superspeed she helped me by becoming the master jee herself
and took over the tailor’s shop and got my dress made while I was hunting the
florist to make me a crown. In an hour my dress was ready hair dried up, crown
on my head and I felt like Jesus himself (Akhir
me maa hi kam aati hai)
As I was leaving our editor had a different trip going on for
himself he was at Comic Con since lunch and had seen enough of it and he was
DAMN sure I was gonna ditch him and Jesus was nowhere to be found but little
did he knew Jesus that night was not just in our hearts, he was on the streets
in all his(mine) glory.
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| Everyone got Jesus's blessing! |
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| Age No bar |
I gulped down a beer & headed to comic con driving listening
to some Christian rock.
Man I was ready and boy did I look like son of god himself and
our beautiful people from comic con made sure I felt that way too I was
bombarded and for the next couple of hours I
was more than a celebrity I felt the love and it felt goooood.
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| Thanks indeed! |
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| Jesus had a following even outside of Comic Con |
After endless photos and some shopping (mostly Vivek {LoL! there
was a crash sale})
We headed out, comic con was amazing and cosplaying was so much
worth it and shoutout to the amazing people at this event and ofcourse our
editor for capturing it so beautifully.
Later that night Jesus walked the streets and crashed some
markets and some clubs of Delhi had chai at the real nukkad (outside nukkad in
SDA market) and called it a night.
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| This One is for the Ladies! |
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